You may have noticed that the most action I got in Ubud was with myself (or with a tiny Balinese masseuse if you count that.) Ubud wasn’t… Read more “A whole lot of hangovers and some spicy chorizo sausage “

I’m sorry all. I know I haven’t written in a few weeks, and the complaints have been rolling in. One friend even got in touch to say… Read more “Goodbye Quickie and Hello Balinese massage.”

Pai.  I’m sat on the back of a mini bus van, on a three hour trip of around 700 hilly, bends, returning back to Chaing Mai. I just… Read more “It’s my birthday and you know I want to ride….Am. Dam. Thank you mam!”

Halong bay in Vietnam. Or Shlong bay as we liked to call it. Wishful thinking perhaps. It is one of the seven natural wonders of the world… Read more “Team America – (Fuck Yeah) and Shlong Bay.”

On the road again. Most of my time on this trip so far has been spent either on a bus or on a toilet. Seriously – it’s… Read more “My, my, Miss American Pie”

Saigon. Or the more recently termed Ho Chi Minh city. If you think Bangkok is crazy, it’s got absolutely nothing on Saigon. Saigon is Bangkok on Acid;… Read more “Bratwurst vs American Hotdog”

Sadly I’m still a sausage short of a hot dog. Or something like that. There are no black guys in Cambodia. I’ve seen plenty of those dreadlock… Read more “Sausage Shortage but plenty of pink eye.”

I didn’t shit my pants thankfully. Winning at life. So far so good. I’m writing this on a nice 7 hour bus journey, after a night out… Read more “The ride of Death and a shitty sunrise”

So I have a small confession to make. I’m not travelling the whole time by myself – I’m doing a couple of group trips. I figured that… Read more “Coughing Fits and Kho San “

So day two of my trip and I’m now loving life but all hasn’t been smooth sailing so far. My cousin rang me whilst at the airport… Read more “Kit Kat’s and Cash Machines “