Malaysia.  Reunited with my girl Canada at KL airport, after a cheeky Nando’s, (yes they have Nando’s) we boarded a flight to Langawki, which is a small… Read more “Toe licking, bunkbed fun times down at ol’ Hung Cock”

You may have noticed that the most action I got in Ubud was with myself (or with a tiny Balinese masseuse if you count that.) Ubud wasn’t… Read more “A whole lot of hangovers and some spicy chorizo sausage “

I’m sorry all. I know I haven’t written in a few weeks, and the complaints have been rolling in. One friend even got in touch to say… Read more “Goodbye Quickie and Hello Balinese massage.”