Hello! Some of my friends back home suggested I do a blog to record my travels on my three months trip exploring Asia. 
Warning: if you are looking for a sophisticated travel blog try somewhere else: you may get some tips here but what you will mainly read will be my unadulterated, often lewd or even crude, sometimes embarrassing thoughts and stories. 

I am embarking on a three month trip (I tend to repeat myself so get used to that too) and after quitting my job in London with the mind to change career, like many a traveller, I am hoping to find myself. 

If that plan fails of course I’ll take the following in no particular order: a wonderful tan, culture 😏, rooftop drinking/dining/swimming, culinary delights, and adventures with the man Sausage. 

Having been single for over a year and half now I’m back on the prowl. Having spent thousands on therapy since March (worth every penny) I had decided recently that I shouldn’t partake in casual sex as I’m really looking for something more meaningful. But let’s be honest travelling around doesn’t particularly scream lasting relationship prospects so I’m more than likely going to let a few slide. In. Fuck it. If you are a misogynist/prude or believe that a woman should be a pure angel with a clean mouth and a chastity belt also feel free to read elsewhere. It’s 2017 (Is it really? That doesn’t look right to me?) so wake up and smell the pussy. Sorry, I meant coffee. 

I’d like to remember my time out here so writing some of this shit down can’t hurt, might even be therapeutic and my therapist did say to write a journal. He didn’t say to blog it but I’m going to read between the lines. 

Am I supposed to wrap this up in sophisticated manner? As a blog virgin I haven’t got a clue – it took me long enough to work out how to use this bloody thing but dinner and Bangkok awaits and those who know me, also know how hangry I get when I’m not fed so more to follow!